If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth.

When you think of things like The Sopranos, The Wire, Damages, they are beating film on a regular basis. Most films are terrible. It's only the 2% that are good. There's things you can do on TV which you can't do on film. There is something about those episodic, serialisations that are grand and operatic.

I don't do anything for the money.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.