If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

Famous people are above the law.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.