If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

That's what being nervous and sort of out of your comfort zone does. It's the same in "The Office" when a black guy comes to the office and all he thinks is `I better show this guy I'm not a racist.' So what does he do? Only talks about black issues.

I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.

I've got three friends that you'd call famous, but I'm sure after 20 years, most of my friends will be famous or work in television, because that's the nature of what your work is. When I was working in an office, most of my friends worked in offices.

Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

No one wants to see cool people doing brilliantly. I want to see the struggle. That's the fun bit.