If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I've worked in an office. People are sitting down doing their stuff, or pretending to do their stuff, and they're bored. I've heard a car tire screech and 30 people went to the window. That was a piece of excitement in their day, that a car might have had to stop quickly, you know. You don't need dinosaurs, you know.

I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

I don't think it matters if there is a god or not. I've met people who believe in God that are good and that are bad. And I've met people who don't believe in God that are good and that are bad. So, just be good. I'm good. Not cos I think I'll go to heaven but because when I do something bad, I feel bad. And when I do something good, I feel good.