A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

I never had a plan. I just sort of ambled along, doing exactly what I wanted every day of my life.

My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.

I'm quite squeamish, really. I'm philistine and unsophisticated - not because of my great discerning palate but other reasons. Some are moral grounds, some texture.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.