The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time.

That's what life is, it's the small struggles. You walk down the street for half an hour, you see half an hour of drama. You don't need convoluted plot lines. You don't need long-lost brothers. You don't need it's set on the future; it's set on the moon.

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain." Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Whether you understand they evolved over billions of years or believe that a God made them all one afternoon, please be kind to animals.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.