The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Famous people are above the law.

We shouldn't even need the word 'atheism'. If people didn't invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn't have to deny them.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.