Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl Streep will play me after the sex change. I haven't told you about that, have I?

Be happy. It really annoys negative people.

Remember, no one can hurt your feelings without your permission