I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man.