I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'