Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn't like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

When I grew up, people said, 'You'll never be the man your dad was.' And I said, 'Gee, I hope not.'

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.