Be your own politics, grow your own garden, and maybe you can help out more.

I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn't like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man.

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.

Never think you're better than anyone else, but don't let anyone treat you like you're worse than they are.