You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

If you don't like my book, write your own. If you don't think you can write a novel, that ought to tell you something. If you think you can, do. No excuses. If you still don't like my novel, find a book you do like. Life is too short to be miserable. If you do like my novels, I commend your good taste.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

The only people are those who don't love anybody.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.