You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.

Aunt Mimi possessed a horror of silence, which she battled with endless chat. The Typhoid Mary of the Telephone started her calls at 6:30 each morning.

Never, ever underestimate your readers. Everything you do registers.

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.

Youth moves out, leaving no forwarding address. No matter how you try, you can't reach that person again or that place.