If you don't like my book, write your own.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

The writer's job is not to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here I am,” but to write a novel, hold it up and say, “Here YOU are.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

When God made man she was practicing.