Two wrongs don't make a right. No, but three will get you back on the freeway!

There's a thin line between collectivity and chaos.

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.

Language is the road map of a culture. It tells you where its people come from and where they are going.