Don't hope more than you're willing to work.

Why marry a woman if you're going to betray her, and if you're going to betray her, why beat her? The fault is not hers ... I sometimes think the worst we do, we do behind closed doors.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

...funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer.

There hasn't been a day in my life since I started Latin in ninth grade that I haven't benefited by the lives of the ancients.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.