One thing Mom taught me, "You're going to be dead a long time, so do it now!"

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

American hunting is quite different from English hunting because we don't hunt to kill. Even if I wanted to kill a fox, I couldn't. They're too smart and they have too many ways to escape me, whereas they don't in England.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.