I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.

Creative people do not belong in the university because the process is antithetical to the analytical process so necessary for proper scholarship.

I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.