You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.

When you're old enough to write a book for children, by then you'll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you're an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.

Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants

You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.

If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.