If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."