You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.