You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I want to manufacture a feud.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.