For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.