For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Stand-up is a real art form in itself and one that I really think to be good at you have to devote your entire life to. It's the really, really good ones that end up getting to do the things that I like to do: movies, TV shows, and stuff like that. It's a really hard gig and it just never called to me.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.