I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.

My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.