I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.