I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got.