I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I like playing really super-intense, live-in-the-moment characters. It asks me to not phone it in. It's impossible to phone it in. Every American boy has spent his childhood pretending to get shot.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.