The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

Stand-up is a real art form in itself and one that I really think to be good at you have to devote your entire life to. It's the really, really good ones that end up getting to do the things that I like to do: movies, TV shows, and stuff like that. It's a really hard gig and it just never called to me.

I have to stay true to myself.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.