The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.