I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.