I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.