If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.

I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. [...] I always fancied myself one, but I'm not. I'm so far from a writer.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I just want to do cool stuff.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.