If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.