I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.