I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.