I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

I have to stay true to myself.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.