It started off for me as just wanting to be an actor and sort of resenting in a weird way being expected to write as well as be a comedian and an improviser. And then you think about it for a minute, and I smartened up and realized that the only way to sustain a career is to generate your own material. Or to be in control of your career as best you can. And in allowing yourself to do that it opens up a whole new world of possibilities. And then you're like "Oh, producing is a thing."

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.