I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

Stand-up is a real art form in itself and one that I really think to be good at you have to devote your entire life to. It's the really, really good ones that end up getting to do the things that I like to do: movies, TV shows, and stuff like that. It's a really hard gig and it just never called to me.

I want to manufacture a feud.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.