Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.