People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there.