People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.