If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

I have to stay true to myself.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.