If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.

My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.