Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.