I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."
Rob CorddryI always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.
Rob CorddryI don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry