On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.