A long-term relationship is about showing up and working hard and banking on each other. If one's down, the other might be up and can help the other one up, and sometimes you're both down and you just [band] together. Endurance is a big theme of it for me. That might not sound romantic, but I kind of think that it is.
Rob DelaneyI use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!
Rob DelaneyIt makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.
Rob DelaneyIf you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.
Rob DelaneyIt's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
Rob Delaney