I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.