In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.

My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.