I want people to feel good about themselves.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?