We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances made in the last hundred years have been far more significant than the space program, nuclear fission, or even The Wire, for so many fortunate people.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

I want people to feel good about themselves.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

In real life, I am alarmingly boring.