People say that the largest sexual organ is the brain, and I think the fact that they definitely amuse each other is probably the strongest glue in that relationship.

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.