I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.
Rob DelaneyIt's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
Rob DelaneyI was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.
Rob Delaney