I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!
Rob DelaneyDepression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.
Rob DelaneyPeople say that the largest sexual organ is the brain, and I think the fact that they definitely amuse each other is probably the strongest glue in that relationship.
Rob DelaneyWell, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. Heโs irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.
Rob Delaney