It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

I want people to feel good about themselves.