It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.