If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired or when I've been thrown up on for the second time that I'm just a tired man trying to keep it together. I've had a lot of jobs over the years and people who make television - it's ridiculous how much they're lauded and paid. It's irresponsible and stupid. But it is hard work. It's very difficult to balance having three young kids and working like that. So I owe my wife an enormous debt of gratitude. I feel guilty that the kids had to be grown in her body and she hasn't been able to work.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.