If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.