On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances made in the last hundred years have been far more significant than the space program, nuclear fission, or even The Wire, for so many fortunate people.
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
I want people to feel good about themselves.
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.