I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came up with myself more and I enjoyed making people laugh more than making people cry or think.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.