I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved.

I hate wearing suits and ties.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.