I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

The problem is, I don't think I've got too much to offer at the minute. I'm busy working on myself. This sounds like real therapy talk, but it's like, you've got to be happy with yourself before you can go out and get yourself a girl.

I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend I'll? be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

I've never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.