Ability is a wonderful thing, but its value is greatly enhanced by dependability. Ability implies repeatability and accountability.

If I had found out anything, it was that they could print it faster than I could study it.

Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.

I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

A critic is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased, he hates all creative people equally.

Nothing gives life more zest that running for your life.