Ability is a wonderful thing, but its value is greatly enhanced by dependability. Ability implies repeatability and accountability.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.

He's an honest politician--he stays bought.

There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.

A handy short definition of almost all science fiction might read: realistic speculation about possible future events, based solidly on adequate knowledge of the real world, past and present, and on a thorough understanding of the nature and significance of the scientific method.

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.