Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.

An armed man need not fight.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

Ability is a wonderful thing, but its value is greatly enhanced by dependability. Ability implies repeatability and accountability.

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.