An armed man need not fight.

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

Anything free costs twice as much in the long run or turns out worthless.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo.