Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first!

Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!

On the steps of the Federal Building we ran into Carmencita Ibanez, a classmate of ours and one of the nice things about being a member of a race with two sexes.

Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance --