Specialization is for insects.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Being privileged to work hard for long hours at something you think is worth doing is the best kind of play.

Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.

No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to His breast and comfort him. The notion that the effort has to be their own . . . and that the trouble they are in is all their own doing . . . is one that they can't or won't entertain.

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

All my enemies are self-appointed.